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Offline deestafford

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Green side up!
« Reply #-1 on: March 22, 2014, 10:26:36 PM »
I'm in the process of searching for some folks to remodel my kitchen and build a deck/screen porch/outdoor cooking area.

The other day I had a  fellow over and every few minutes he would say, "Excuse me." and then go to the edge of my house and holler toward the yard next door, "GREEN SIDE UP!" and then return to our conversation.

After I he did this three times I finally asked him, "What in the  world  are you doing? Are you painting or building something next door? Why are you going and yelling 'Green side up?''"

He replied, "Oh, I'm sorry and didn't  mean to be rude and I should have told you. I have some Auburn University agriculture students next door sodding your neighbors yard and I have to periodically remind them which side of the sod  faces up."

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Re: Green side up!
« on: March 22, 2014, 11:34:58 PM »
Lol ;D
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Re: Green side up!
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2014, 12:43:06 AM »
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Re: Green side up!
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2014, 06:50:39 AM »
 :D :D
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Re: Green side up!
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2014, 07:26:25 AM »
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Re: Green side up!
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2014, 08:36:36 AM »
We haven't even gotten close to college football season and Dee is already hammering Auburn. 

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Re: Green side up!
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2014, 09:23:27 AM »
That's funny.
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Re: Green side up!
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2014, 09:29:23 AM »
ROTFLMFAO  :P
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Re: Green side up!
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2014, 01:28:26 PM »
Sounds like NC State students to me.
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Offline Ka Honu

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Re: Green side up!
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2014, 05:21:59 PM »
dee - Thank you for not telling that joke in its original form. You spared Tim a great deal of humiliation.
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