I know what you’re thinking: "Did he eat six slices, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a (
insert your favorite grill), the most powerful grill in the world, and would grill the thickest bacon slice, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya, punk?
Sorry - couldn't resist...
David