What Christmas would be like if men and women switch roles

[smokeasaurus]

Smoke as a "valley boy."  Now that's scary.

  Yeah, but I live in the rough part of town 

[HighOnSmoke]

I found the video to be very unsettling.    That just aint right 

I'm with you Smoke!  It was like a very bad dream. You know like when you first wake and wonder.....did THAT really happen!   

To  make sure it didn't really happen you can:

read some poetry and make sure it doesn't make you cry
try to sit through a chick flick
look in the mirror and make sure ya got no rouge on your cheeks

or better yet, go out on your patio and fire up your grill........your Man card will be returned shortly postage paid

Well, I'm going to try your LAST suggestion Smoke. Hopefully that will right the ship! 

That's what I am doing right this moment!    Got my man card back!!!! 

[smokeasaurus]

I found the video to be very unsettling.    That just aint right 

I'm with you Smoke!  It was like a very bad dream. You know like when you first wake and wonder.....did THAT really happen!   

To  make sure it didn't really happen you can:

read some poetry and make sure it doesn't make you cry
try to sit through a chick flick
look in the mirror and make sure ya got no rouge on your cheeks

or better yet, go out on your patio and fire up your grill........your Man card will be returned shortly postage paid

Well, I'm going to try your LAST suggestion Smoke. Hopefully that will right the ship! 

That's what I am doing right this moment!    Got my man card back!!!! 

Nice, keep it in your wallet right behind your drivers license...

[sliding_billy]

Mine is easy.  All of my kids' toys would be misassembled, the pictures would be out of focus and my wife would eat until she passed out on the couch.  On the other hand, there would be no Christmas decorations and the misassembled toys... well there wouldn't be any because I would have forgot to go shopping.  At least we would still eat good.

[deestafford]

Now, I know y'all ain't gonna believe this but I have been wrapping gifts with duct tape and  Sunday comic strips for years.  If there is any tying needed on a present that can't be done with duct tape I use monofilament fishin' line.  It saves money by using what's on hand rather than spending money on silly tape and wrappin' paper at the store.  Now if there's some new cookin' stuff that is a different thing when you NEED something for the grill/cooker.

Dee

[RAD]

I'm with Dee on this I've done gifts using the funny pages on more than one occasion. That guy wrapping the gift fit the part a little too much if you know what I mean. 

[smokeasaurus]

I think those "guys" ought to swing over to this site

http://overlymanlyman.com/category/original/