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Offline smokeasaurus

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The Perfect Man
« Reply #-1 on: May 16, 2012, 08:58:09 AM »
So MSN had this survey posted that the perfect man drives an Audi, makes 77 G a year and has a taste for beer.

Well, 1 out of 3 aint bad.......

http://living.msn.com/love-relationships/the-heart-beat-blog-post?post=912d1372-51d0-4082-b5ef-ca24e757d779
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Re: The Perfect Man
« on: May 16, 2012, 09:20:41 AM »
Really...?

Who picked based on that...?

Where I come from most women would consider the perfect ma: drive a late model pickup - without a coon-dog in the passenger seat -, has all of his teeth, most of his hair - and a job. ;D

You reading them So. Cal newspapers agin smoke...??? ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Perfect Man
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2012, 09:25:31 AM »
LOL...and don't forget..a stud muffin.  .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
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Re: The Perfect Man
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2012, 11:09:37 AM »
 In my parts of the wood 77 k, sheaved, Audi ,Stylish,Smooth chest,Says 'I love you' only when he means it,Watches soaps,
Loves shopping. is a hell off a gay or is it guy  ;)
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Re: The Perfect Man
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2012, 11:36:25 AM »
I don't know where they come up with this stuff...I figure if you wear boots and a flannel shirt and brush your teeth at least once a day and own a big ole BBQ pit the ladies would figure you are "Mantastic"!!  8)  oh and going outside to toot doesn't hurt either  8)
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Re: The Perfect Man
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2012, 11:53:26 AM »
Of course there is the REAL definition og the perfect man ( as for a "man's man" )

John Wayne - respected and admired by all real men, loved and swooned over by all real women, feared by all crooks and bandits.  ;)
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Re: The Perfect Man
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2012, 01:02:56 PM »
Sorry ladies, this cowboy ain't 6 foot tall, I WON"T drive an Audi, I don't care for drinking and I like my beard.

SO there  :P

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Re: The Perfect Man
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2012, 04:26:43 PM »
Sorry ladies, this cowboy ain't 6 foot tall, I WON"T drive an Audi, I don't care for drinking and I like my beard.

SO there  :P

By the way Family 1st, yes I can change a tire (balance it to if needed) I cook, clean and I wear my style of clothes!  8)
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Re: The Perfect Man
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2012, 01:22:34 PM »
Sorry ladies, this cowboy ain't 6 foot tall, I WON"T drive an Audi, I don't care for drinking and I like my beard.

SO there  :P

By the way Family 1st, yes I can change a tire (balance it to if needed) I cook, clean and I wear my style of clothes!  8)
Tommy..your a keeper...I met ya already..nothing like a nice guy.  Pam .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
Thanks Pam!  Guess why Kimmie has kept me around 25 years!  ;)
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Re: The Perfect Man
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2012, 04:47:19 PM »
I was expecting to see a picture of me when I opened this post. I am disappointed.
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