I think I'll write 'em a check for one. It's not like they said they wanted real money or anything. Maybe Monopoly money would work too.
A good weekend at the crap tables and I will be able to pick one up.
I'd like to think I could gamble on something and make enough $$$$ to buy one, but my "luck" runs much poorer than that.
I would be glad to send you a dollar to wager for me, but it would end up the same as every other time I gave a dollar to someone with a can't miss bet. The story always goes like this:
"Well, Jim, your dollar did not win @ craps/baccarat/slots/roulette/blackjack/keno/cow pie bingo/back alley dice game/Powerball/Superbowl winner/coin toss/etc., but guess what? The funniest thing happened, because the VERY NEXT dollar I played won $1,000/$2,000/$4,000!!!!!! Can you believe that?"
"If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all." ~ Hee Haw. Said about me, apparently.