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Offline deestafford

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Speaker introduction
« Reply #-1 on: September 12, 2014, 07:51:19 PM »
One of the greatest speaker introductions I've ever heard about was when Mark Twain introduced someone by saying, "There are two things I can say about our speaker.  First, he has never been in jail.  Second, I don't understand why not."  Dee
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Re: Speaker introduction
« on: September 13, 2014, 10:16:10 AM »
That's damn funny.  Was he referring to Ray Rice?  ???
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Re: Speaker introduction
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2014, 10:32:05 AM »
Good one!!! ;)
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Re: Speaker introduction
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2014, 10:02:47 AM »
 i like it  :D
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Re: Speaker introduction
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2014, 10:24:58 AM »
Awesome!  :D :D
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Re: Speaker introduction
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2014, 03:33:23 PM »
Y'all just keep me in mind if you ever need someone to introduce you at an important function at which you are the guest speaker or the guest of honor.  Dee
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