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Offline deestafford

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Mailing list
« Reply #-1 on: October 07, 2014, 08:01:31 PM »
Dear IRS, Please take me off your mailing list.  Thank you, Dee
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Re: Mailing list
« on: October 07, 2014, 08:26:35 PM »
Sorry to report Dee, but it really doesn't work, even in your dreams!!

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Re: Mailing list
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2014, 08:34:07 PM »
Dear IRS, Please take me off your mailing list.  Thank you, Dee
Dear Mr. Dee.
Thank you for your letter. We are granting your request and removing you from our mailing list ( and adding you to our audit list).

Yours truly
IRS
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Re: Mailing list
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2014, 11:21:52 PM »
Dear Mr. Dee,

You have been removed from our mailing list, your tax refund check will be deposited back in the U.S. Department of Treasury.


Sincerely,
The IRS
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Re: Mailing list
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2014, 03:13:51 AM »
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Re: Mailing list
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2014, 07:14:06 AM »
Dear Mr.Stafford

Unfortunately we cannot remove you from our mailing list. However since you have made contact with us we have a couple questions concerning your teaching businesses  "Photography is Our Friend" and "Digital Pictures with Dee".

Did you know that you cannot claim a loss more than two years in a row?

And one of our agents attended your Digital Dee class and still has difficulty with posting pictures to the R.Y.B forum(Robbing You Blind) that the IRS and it's employees use. Can he get a refund?

Your prompt response is much appreciated!

Thanks

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Re: Mailing list
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2014, 07:24:49 PM »
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