After 25 years of marriage, I looked at my wife and told her:
"My love, 25 years ago, we had a small apartment, old car, slept on an old chair and looked at the black and white TV size 10 inches,
but I slept with blonde young woman of 25."
"We now have a $ 500,000 home , Mercedes worth $50,000 , water bed, 50-inch colour TV, and I sleep with 50 years old woman "
My wife has been very quick in thought and said:
"You just have to find you a young blonde 25 years old, and my attorney will see to it that you have a small apartment, old car, and sleep on the chair and enjoy an old black and white TV size 10 inches"