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Offline N. Ontario Smoker

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The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #-1 on: February 28, 2015, 10:10:43 AM »
"Vegetarian" is an old Indian word for bad hunter.

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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« on: February 28, 2015, 10:11:58 AM »
Careful....we *DO* have some ladies that are members - and they can post some "Man" jokes that would surely put us in our place! :D :D :D
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2015, 10:42:14 AM »
There is a reason I keep several bottles of wine around at all time.
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2015, 10:47:36 AM »
Just replace the far right column with "here, have another beer" for the men.
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2015, 11:57:00 AM »
I think there is more "man" stuff out there that they can unleash on us.......guys, hug your gals immediately  ;D ;D
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2015, 12:23:37 PM »
Too funny!!!
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2015, 12:32:24 PM »
Is this a challenge?  .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2015, 01:00:12 PM »
Is this a challenge?  .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.

YIKES!  ??? ??? ??? ;) ;D
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2015, 01:08:28 PM »
Is this a challenge?  .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.

YIKES!  ??? ??? ??? ;) ;D

I saw the handwriting on the wall after Tee's response, look out gentlemen its coming our way. ???
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2015, 01:09:17 PM »
Is this a challenge?  .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ.

Nope, we won't stand a chance  ??? ???
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2015, 01:20:51 PM »
Please be gentle :(
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2015, 03:59:32 PM »
<---------- Is staying out of this one!!  ;) 8) :P
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2015, 04:22:11 PM »
<---------- Is staying out of this one!!  ;) 8) :P

Me too.  I already got myself in trouble once today!  :P
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2015, 09:25:18 PM »
<---------- Is staying out of this one!!  ;) 8) :P

Me too.  I already got myself in trouble once today!  :P

Just ONCE...? :D I thought "getting in trouble everyday" was a definition of marriage...... ;)
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Re: The hormone guide. (How to speak to women)
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2015, 11:45:25 AM »
<---------- Is staying out of this one!!  ;) 8) :P

Me too.  I already got myself in trouble once today!  :P

I only pay attention to the times I am not in trouble which is very rare...
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