Five surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients. The first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responded, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside is color coded."
The third surgeon said, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimed in, "I like construction workers. Those guides always understand that when you have a few parts left over at the end when the job takes longer than you said it would."
"All wrong," the fifth surgeon said. "Politicians are the easiest. No guts. No heart. No spine, and the head and rear end are interchangeable."
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