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Offline deestafford

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White powdery substance
« Reply #-1 on: August 05, 2015, 11:37:49 PM »
I just heard over the TV alert system that they found a white powdery substance on the football field at Auburn University.

With all the terrorist concerns they evacuated the entire area and called in law enforcement who arrived within minutes.

The law enforcement officers quickly searched for and found the  unknown and alien powdery substance which frightened the coaches and all the players. After careful analysis the law officers slowly explained to them in scientific terms that the substance is called "The goal line."

Dee

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Re: White powdery substance
« on: August 05, 2015, 11:38:35 PM »
POW!  ;D ;D
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Re: White powdery substance
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2015, 11:42:33 PM »
 :D  :D :D
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Re: White powdery substance
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2015, 11:43:05 PM »
Sept. 5th. I am ready for some football.
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Re: White powdery substance
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2015, 11:45:58 PM »
 :D :D :D
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Re: White powdery substance
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2015, 12:36:43 AM »
......and so it begins.....
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Re: White powdery substance
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2015, 01:03:13 AM »
Oh, the seventies in San Francisco........ Some eighties.   ::). Yes, bring on football.  Go niners and Stanford. 
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Re: White powdery substance
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2015, 10:30:27 AM »
So Dee has lobbed the first "football grenade" for the upcoming season.  He must be ready!

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Re: White powdery substance
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2015, 12:18:17 PM »
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