O.K. Pappy-Turtle ( see what I did there...you two are now a hyphenated - couple...of buffoons....) keep it up. There exists the capability to encapsulate noxious gasses in a bag and mail them to an un-suspecting victim....
And uh...Pappy.. YOU are grounded
I would ground he Turtle...but he never gets of the grass anyway ( it's a Hawaiian thing...
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