dear santa,
its me sparky. i've been a very good boy
. i did everything my wife told me to do most of the time and supported her while she is going to school full time. i only drank in moderation (expect thankgiving, xmas, new years, new years day, 4th of july, indy car race, super bowl, kentucky derby, veterens day and my b'day). i have always been there for my kids whenever they needed me (hate the 3 am calls. dad, can you come get me. i drank to much. ok but your paying for my steak & eggs at denny's).
1) a new maverick pt-100.
2) new craycourt cast iron grate for my 26.75 weber.
3) new slippers and soft jammies.
4) 500 lbs of kingford, 200 lbs of pellets.
5) a new cover for my brand new pellet grill (took me a month to figure out what i wanted. thanks to squirt, tent, marty and muebe for great input).
6) a nice $150 bottle of bourbon.
thank you santa. oh, i left ya some pig candy, riblettes and some pulled pork bagged up. made for
special cookies for ya
. eat then when you get back to the north pole (share them w/ the mrs and the elves).