Good looking breakfast. My neighbor locked herself out of her house last night when she went to feed the animals. She came over and knocked on the door, I says who is it, Karen, ok I let here in . She asked to use the phone and borrow some money cause the pizza delivery guy was on his way. She called her husband which works at Boeing to call the kids to come home and let her in. So she went out to finish feedin the animals and get her pizza. Bob from Boeing called back and said he can't get a hold of any of his kids, Oh great I'm thinkin I gotta stay up until bob gets home. So I go out on the front porch after speaking with Bob and I hollar out in the pitch dark " Karen" She was right there freezing her biscuits off, I explain to her that Aint nobody comin and I'm her only prince in shining armour
So we invite her back in and chat for about a half hour. So then I hear another knock on the door, Its her son, my wife invites him in and he says " thats ok, Tell my mom I unlocked the Effin door". There are good kids out there today but the "respect your elders" Rule has gone away with the rotary phone. I just wanted to go slap that little punk with his pants hanging down with his base in his car shaking my windows.
The whole time during this event I was "Conceilledly Armed" thanks to the second Ammendment. Don't let them take it away from our responsible descendents.
I don't fry my egg in bacon grease, Just butter
