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Offline TwoPockets

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Priest in the jungle
« Reply #-1 on: January 26, 2013, 01:37:37 PM »
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree."

The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both..

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way? The chief replied, "My bike."   ;D

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Re: Priest in the jungle
« on: January 26, 2013, 02:08:59 PM »

 Rolling on the floor laughing my _ _ _ off so hard I fell down and dropped my Taco!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Priest in the jungle
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2013, 02:40:10 PM »

 Rolling on the floor laughing my _ _ _ off so hard I fell down and dropped my Taco!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Oh no, now I am responsible for taco-cide. Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
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Re: Priest in the jungle
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2013, 03:47:49 PM »
It was a soft taco 2 pockets!!!!  I followed the 2 minute rule  :o and got er down!!  ;D
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Re: Priest in the jungle
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2013, 03:58:20 PM »
That was toooo funny! Thx

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Re: Priest in the jungle
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2013, 04:39:34 PM »
that was funny.   :)
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Re: Priest in the jungle
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2013, 04:48:43 PM »
Good one, wasn't expecting that for the answer "My Bike" ;D ;D ;D

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Priest in the jungle
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2013, 04:52:10 PM »
Good one!!


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Re: Priest in the jungle
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2013, 05:12:54 PM »
Good one and let's see if I can get away with telling this one at church tomorrow.
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Re: Priest in the jungle
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2013, 05:43:11 PM »
Good one and let's see if I can get away with telling this one at church tomorrow.

Might want to have the truck running when you tell it!!  8)
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Re: Priest in the jungle
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2013, 10:48:47 PM »
Now, that was funny.  I don't care who you are. :)  Dee
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