I have a high school classmate who is a big time doctor here in Augusta. Last year we had our high school reunion down in Savannah and he was telling me about this 80 year old man who came in for his physical.
The man was in great shape for his age and bragged to my classmate, "Yeah, I've also got me a 25 year old wife and guess what? She's pregnant!"
My classmate said, "Let me tell you about this patient of mine who is a big hunter. He has so many mounted animals which he has killed from all over the world that he has a separate building on his property to hold them all. Everywhere he goes he always takes a pistol or rifle with him. One day he walked down to his dock on his private pond. As he was approaching the end a rabid beaver jumped up and came aggressively toward him. My friend realized he had forgot his gun and raised a useless stick he was carrying toward the beaver. About that time a shot rang out and the beaver fell dead. Do you know what that means?" my classmate asked the old man.
The old man thought for a second and said, "Someone else shot the beaver?"
"Yep. That's right. Someone else shot the beaver."
Dee
