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Offline deestafford

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Face lift?
« Reply #-1 on: June 14, 2013, 03:31:57 PM »
I just got back from running some errands and while out I ran into the wife of an old fishing buddy whom I ain't seen in a long time.  He's about half crazy and she's about the other half crazy.  After  talking for a while I told her she was really looking much younger than the last time I saw her and I asked if she had had a face lift.  This is what she told me.

"Nope.  Ain't had the money for one.  I was in a hurry when I left the house and didn't take time to put on a bra.  These old boobs are sagging so much, they pulled all the wrinkles out of my face."

Dee
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Re: Face lift?
« on: June 14, 2013, 04:28:18 PM »
Do not ask her to show you her hooters..she will lift her skirt....I cleaned that up for ya Dee..lol. Pam;*))
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Re: Face lift?
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2013, 04:47:34 PM »
Pam, She was wearing a floor length skirt. Dee
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Re: Face lift?
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2013, 04:53:30 PM »
Pam, She was wearing a floor length skirt. Dee
Oh...that's ugly...lol.  ;*))
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