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Offline deestafford

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Anniversary
« Reply #-1 on: August 15, 2013, 12:20:04 PM »
Rufus and RaeNell were having a party to commemorate their anniversary when RaeNell looked out the back door and saw Rufus on the back porch all by himself.  She went out and saw him wistfully staring out the sunset and saw a tear flowing down his cheek.

He looked at her and tearfully said,  "RaeNell we have been married 25 years, ain't we?"

She replied, "Yes we have honey.  I didn't realize that you were so emotionally about it."

"Do you remember when your daddy the judge caught us making  love in the loft of the hay barn?"

Giggling and  blushing she whispered, "I sure do."

"Well, do you recall he said if I didn't marry you I'd go to jail to for 25 years?"

"Yes I do."

Sobbing lightly Rufus said, "Do you realize if I hadn't marry you I'd be a free man today?"

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Offline drholly

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Re: Anniversary
« on: August 15, 2013, 12:40:11 PM »
Dee - you are a hoot!
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2013, 02:43:29 PM »
Pow!
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Re: Anniversary
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2013, 11:56:43 AM »
Let's see a 25 year sentence or a life sentence..... 25 years don't sound so bad.
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Re: Anniversary
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2013, 12:30:01 PM »
HA HA! Been with Kimme 25 years  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

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Re: Anniversary
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2013, 02:47:46 PM »
Could have been out in 15 years with good behaviour!
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Re: Anniversary
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2013, 05:20:46 PM »
 :o :D
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Re: Anniversary
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2013, 08:14:38 PM »
funny.  very funny.   ;)
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Re: Anniversary
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2013, 10:52:42 PM »