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Offline deestafford

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« Reply #-1 on: October 21, 2013, 09:24:23 AM »
It's amazing how much I learn by reading the instructions on something AFTER I've been messing with it for an hour.  Shoot, after all instructions for for stoopid people...not me.  Dee
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Re: Instructions
« on: October 21, 2013, 10:19:48 AM »
You and my wife!  She'll struggle and strain and cuss at something because it won't work.  When I ask if she's read the instructions she always says, "no".  Then, if I grab the instructions, read them, and fix it she gets angry  :o

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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2013, 12:45:15 PM »
I hand the instructions to my wife and have her tell me what to do.
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Re: Instructions
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2013, 12:51:35 PM »
What are instructions....? ;D
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Re: Instructions
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2013, 12:56:31 PM »
Instructions are another man's opinion.
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Re: Instructions
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2013, 03:27:28 PM »
As we used to say... RTFM
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Re: Instructions
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2013, 11:28:55 PM »
Quote from: teesquare on October 21, 2013, 12:51:35 PM
What are instructions....? ;D
As long as I have a picture to go by I'm good  :D :D :D :D
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Re: Instructions
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2013, 12:22:26 AM »
By not reading the instructions I usually score extra parts like nuts and bolts that can be used for other projects 8)
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Re: Instructions
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2013, 12:30:04 AM »
Quote from: muebe on October 22, 2013, 12:22:26 AM
By not reading the instructions I usually score extra parts like nuts and bolts that can be used for other projects 8)

 ;D happens to me on a regular basis!
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Re: Instructions
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2013, 08:48:20 AM »
My hubby is not the least bit mechanical or handy. I usually do that kind of stuff..might take me a lil bit , but I get it. My Uuni got her so today I am putting it together. Yeah me.  Pam  .☆´¯`•.¸¸. ི♥ྀ
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Re: Instructions
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2013, 08:58:31 AM »
A Renniasance (-1 sp), pioneer woman living in the 21st century= Pam.  Dee
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Re: Instructions
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2013, 09:38:38 AM »
If it doesn't have pictures and step by step illustrations, I am lost.

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Re: Instructions
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2013, 07:55:17 PM »
Quote from: deestafford on October 21, 2013, 09:24:23 AM
It's amazing how much I learn by reading the instructions on something AFTER I've been messing with it for an hour.  Shoot, after all instructions for for stoopid people...not me.  Dee

 ;D  Same here Dee!  It's deja vous all over again!
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Re: Instructions
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2013, 08:04:47 PM »
Quote from: veryolddog on October 22, 2013, 09:38:38 AM
If it doesn't have pictures and step by step illustrations, I am lost.

Ed
You would do good with Ikea's instructions Ed,  all stick men putting crap together. I told the wife to never bring anything home from Ikea ever again. And it's on that onion paper from china with funny ink :)
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Re: Instructions
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2013, 08:31:13 PM »
Quote from: veryolddog on October 22, 2013, 09:38:38 AM
If it doesn't have pictures and step by step illustrations, I am lost.

Ed

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