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Offline tnjimbob

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Bank Robbery - Minnesota version
« Reply #-1 on: October 25, 2013, 10:25:31 AM »
A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot him also.
By now, everyone in the bank is very, very scared. They all looked straight down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly to afraid to speak.
Then, one old Norwegian named Ole (of course) tentatively raised his hand and without looking up said,
"My wife got a pretty good look at ya."
Robber says, "Oh yeah? where is she?"
Ole says, "She's at home, but I can go get her."
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Re: Bank Robbery - Minnesota version
« on: October 25, 2013, 10:39:58 AM »
That is a good one.  I need to tell that to SWMBO (and then duck).
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Bank Robbery - Minnesota version
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2013, 04:24:54 PM »
I resemble that joke
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Re: Bank Robbery - Minnesota version
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2013, 05:24:44 PM »
That is a good one.  I need to tell that to SWMBO (and then duck).

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When I tell it to SWMBO, ducking won't work - I'll need to run away
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Re: Bank Robbery - Minnesota version
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2013, 05:34:15 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D
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