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Offline Pam Gould

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To your healt
« Reply #-1 on: November 08, 2013, 05:12:35 PM »
 

A glass of wine
 
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't and are always  seen with a bottle of water in their hand:

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,  scientists have demonstrated that if we drink  1 liter of water each day,  at the end of the year we would have absorbed  more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of S%#@.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service
 

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Offline HighOnSmoke

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Re: To your healt
« on: November 08, 2013, 05:28:53 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :P
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Offline sliding_billy

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Re: To your healt
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2013, 05:51:36 PM »
How about milk?  ::)
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Re: To your healt
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2013, 05:55:20 PM »
 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Offline fishingbouchman

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Re: To your healt
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2013, 06:05:03 PM »
Forwarded to the wife.
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Re: To your healt
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2013, 06:59:03 PM »
Forwarded to the wife.

Hey FBM, would you forward it to mine?    She won't believe it if I send it!  ;)

Good one Pam,,,,, I think I'll have a beer. I'm thirsty!  :D

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Re: To your healt
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2013, 09:59:11 PM »
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Re: To your healt
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2013, 10:15:00 PM »
Thanks for the inspiration! Having a beer now :P
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Re: To your healt
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2013, 10:28:25 AM »
Good one Pam, I must be free as a bird! Don
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Re: To your healt
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2013, 09:14:29 PM »
Drinking wine right now! Thank you! Stealing this!
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