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Offline SmokinKat

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This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #-1 on: December 11, 2013, 07:51:21 PM »
I about gagged when I saw a huge tub of this ghastly grey concoction on the counter when I came downstairs. 




Unbeknownst to me, my sweetheart James decided he was going to try and re-create a greek omelette I made for him this weekend.  Feta cheese, some kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, and duck eggs.

"Honey, what in the name of all that is holy is this?"   
"I made that awesome greeky thingy, just like you made me!"
"James, this looks NOTHING like what I made you!  It looks like prison gruel!" 
"Oh... well I put everything it in the blender first!"   
"......"




Shudder....  If the first bite is with your eyes, I think mine just threw up. 
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Re: This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« on: December 11, 2013, 08:01:08 PM »


Shudder....  If the first bite is with your eyes, I think mine just threw up.




LMAO………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2013, 08:10:39 PM »
Yikes!
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Re: This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2013, 08:10:59 PM »
 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2013, 08:21:50 PM »
Oh wow.. That looks like something my kids make with play dough.. Yikes
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« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2013, 08:22:50 PM »
Tell him to stick with take out
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Re: This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2013, 08:23:55 PM »
Does he work for NASA astronaut food in a tube department ;) Just kidding, Ive made things like that before...
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Re: This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2013, 08:28:40 PM »
Quote from: CDN Smoker on December 11, 2013, 08:10:59 PM
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

What CDN said!

It was a nice gesture. Hey you have dogs......did they eat it?  ;)
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Re: This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2013, 08:36:28 PM »
No!! He got super offended when I DARED suggest it might be put to better use as canine cuisine.   ::)

I blame the Marines... Apparently he was a hugely picky eater before that.

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Re: This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2013, 08:37:35 PM »
"It's the thought that counts…"  ( Until you have to look it in the eye - and eat it! ;) :D ;D )
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Re: This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2013, 09:03:24 PM »
I'm sure he meant well...

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Re: This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2013, 10:42:20 PM »
Flattery at its finest!

First:       he thought what you cooked was good.

Second:   imitation is the finest form of flattery

Third:      he tried to do same for you

James seems to be a nice person, trying to do a nice thing.

Paraphrasing what Thurgood Marshal said "it is the intent that matters"
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Re: This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2013, 10:57:11 PM »
Quote from: SmokinKat on December 11, 2013, 07:51:21 PM
....  If the first bite is with your eyes, I think mine just threw up.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2013, 11:20:37 PM »
At first I thought it was potato salad!  ???  :-X Don
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Re: This is what happens when I take the night off from cooking....
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2013, 03:55:29 AM »
Hey with some sriracha to cover that it may just be good!  8)
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